Introducing Shaun Our Weekly Reviewer

I want to welcome Shaun to our comic blog community. He works at Lee's Comics in Mountain View, CA and we encourage you to stop by for your comic book needs.

hey kids,

shaun here with out spell czech so dont laugh at me. oh joy
comics. ill tell you this, if youre not reading warren ellis you're not
reading comics. im not talking about his avitar stuff either. as i
sit here with rum and coke #3, just finnished reading nextwave #1, im
pretty happy. why? three words. fin. fang. foom. no i know two
things about fin fang foom. jack and s#!t. and jack my flatmate is off
doing MMA. i know of fing fang foom from series one marvel trading cards.
the thought of a huge dragon in purple shorts is amusing to me. under
the influence of rum its down right hysterical. now dont get me wrong,
i dont populate the warren ellis chatboard and never read anything on
it. i doubt i ever will. but warren seems to bring out the bad ass in
comics. jack cross just to name one. not to mention he reinventined a
lame stormwatch to be ultra ass whuppin. i remember storm watch #1.
like ALL image books it was an x-men knock off and poorly done at that.
no heres what i think warren should write, besides everything: cloak
and dagger, puck, and just for laughs, rom space knight. why? because
i think warren ellis is the only one who can make rom interesting. now
that ive wiped my nose on his bum i need to bring it down a notch.
ultimate extinction #1. wtf was that? im going to give warren (because
him and i are on a first name basis) the benifit of the doubt: quesada
put a gun to his head and told him to put wings on silver surfer.
plain and simple. and if thats not the case then its probrably a good
thing i dont go to conventions of my own free will. and galactus as a
bunch of insects? ill stop befor i drop f-bombs.
star wars has been really good too. if EEPS III left a bad taste in
your mouth have no ph34r. order 66 is far from done. so go hook
yourself up with a star wars book or 4. ESPECIALLY purge and whatever one
quinlian vos is whoopin arse in. youll thank me. if not ill be getting
hate mail.
and finally because i think my laundry is done, wolverine. now as
always marvel starts off wonderful the first few issues and drops the ball
before the game ends. wolvie is one of my favourite characters and
theyve done nothing but screw with him. well homeskillit got his memory
back. and fools is skurred. (translation: thats your @$$ b!&@#!!!) i
mean, he finally gave that punk silver samuri what for last issue
because his sister wasnt there to save his hide.
and befor i go, if you havent been hittin DC (not infinite crisis.
thats crap) you should czech out green lantern recharge and batman. and
supergirl if it ever comes out.
shout outs cuz im east coast like that: ray (big country) for hookin
up a review, lees for hookin up a (okay) job, and the girl that gives me
a reason to wake up every morning. peace in the middle east
-shaun, disgruntled as ever

nani-yo?! nanka yo?! namen-ja neyo!!